honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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