Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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