on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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