Come see our sink grown plant.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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