I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
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He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
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Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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