i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
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