Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
