she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
He felt like a one man threesome
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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