He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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