why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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