Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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