That's intense
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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