turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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