k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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