i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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