Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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