It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
It's blow job season.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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