Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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