After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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