Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Randomize
