Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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