The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
