You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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