You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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