That's intense
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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