Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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