Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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