Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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