O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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