fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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