I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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