I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
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