Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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