My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Alive.
So much puke
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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