Someone shit on the floor
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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