The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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