I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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