is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
His hands were made for my vagina.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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