Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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