There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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