Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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