Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Still dying that you shit outside
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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