I want to walk on stilts...naked
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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