just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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