Buhtt sex?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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