what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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