S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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