I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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