is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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