Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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