There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Randomize
