Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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