I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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