I just saw a hot homeless man
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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