yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Do plants get herpes?
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