3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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