How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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