i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Quick, to the slutcave!
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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