You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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